“Nevermore! “Please stop asking me about it. I’m not the poet my ancestor was. I’m just a regular old Raven. Sure, some people think I might be a bit of a Ravin’ Raven, but you won’t find me making up any poetry even once upon a midnight, deary. I wouldn’t be caught pondering about a beak or a theory! “I’m a golf club headcover…and quite frankly, I’m very good at it. We animals have to pass a very stringent test to be chosen as a Daphne’s Headcover and thankfully it doesn’t include making up prose. No, we simply have to be good at protecting golfers’ expensive equipment, maintain a lifetime warranty, and of course be, ahem…very attractive. I think I’m doing my part quite well! “So, to sum up. If you’re looking for someone to remind you to purchase the best headcover available by gently tap, tap, tapping at your chamber door, you have the wrong bird. On the other hand, if you’re looking for a proud Raven to rave about a top-of-the-line headcover while perched atop your favorite golf club, I am your bird. “Check me out at the Daphnes Headcovers menagerie at www.daphnesheadcovers.com. “This it is…and nothing more.”
Boy, oh Boy, oh Boy are we excited to have found our way back to Daphne’s! After a little hiatus, both of us are proud to have sniffed our way back home and into the line. After all, sniffing is what we hound dogs do.
At the risk of appearing to be crass like our cousins the “publicity hounds,” we thought it a good idea to give you our qualifications to be in your bag.
- We sniff trouble from a mile away and we’ll try to help you stay out of the water and weeds. (However, we make no guarantees since you have to make the swing.)
- Basset Hounds’ tracking sense of smell is second only to the bloodhound so take me along and I’ll help track those balls that go ab-scent!
- Beagles are known for our stubborn nature and I will doggedly protect your driver.
Beagles and Bassets are at our best when we are part of a pack. This is due to our loving and social nature…we love company! So instead of bringing just one of us home, bring us both or choose from one of our many other friends at Daphne’s. I’d be the last to know, but I’ve heard a rumor they may be working on one dressed in houndstooth check!
One thing is for sure, when you ride with the hounds, you’ll have a howling good time!